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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jhonenv

askthemountaintown asked:

How does Dib's hair even work?

jhonenv answered:

Dib’s hair is actually densely cartilaginous, covered in a very thin layer of fur covered skin. This appendage is remarkably prehensile and can actually be swung around with devastating force. After eating the right kind of sandwich, Dib can actually work up enough energy to use his “cowlick” to shatter concrete blocks.

These are the kinds of things one would already know were proper schooling more important.

kuronata

New State Idea

slimetony

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chop off the extra bit of Oklahoma and create Neo Oklahoma

shitpost-senpai

Meanwhile in Neo-Okaloma

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COWBOY.INI LOADED
DOWNLOADING YEEHAW2.WAV 48%
CHECKING GET_A_LONG PARAMETERS
PARAMETER CHECK SUCCEEDED
DUMPING HORNSWAGGLE CACHE
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Source: slimetony